I Found the Brains of Santa Claus

Eb
I found the brains of Santa Claus
Bb            Eb
Underneath my bed
They were in a pickle jar
  Bb
I wonder if he's dead.
         Ab                  Eb
Oh, they smell like dried up tuna
    Bb                  Eb
And look more gray than red
Eb
I found the brains of Santa Claus
     Bb                Eb
I'll bet you that he's dead.

Ab                       Eb
Yes, he still may have a jelly belly
      Bb              Eb
And a big white bushy beard
    F
But without that gray stuff in his head
                     Bb
He would act kind of weird

Eb
I found the brains of Santa Claus
    Bb                 Eb
His wife may want them back
I'd send them to her C.O.D.
    Eb
The ZIP codes all I lack
     Ab                 Eb
They really aren't much use to me
      Bb              Eb
'Cept serve them as a snack
Eb
I found the brains of Santa Claus
     Bb                 Eb
It's strange but it's a fact

Musical interlude - verse 

Ab                       Eb
Yes, he still may have a jelly belly
      Bb              Eb
And a big white bushy beard
    F
But without that gray stuff in his head
                     Bb
He would act kind of weird

Eb
I found the brains of Santa Claus
Bb            Eb
Underneath my bed
They were in a pickle jar
  Bb
I wonder if he's dead.
         Ab                  Eb
Oh, they smell like dried up tuna
    Bb                  Eb
And look more gray than red
Eb
I found the brains of Santa Claus
  Bb            Eb
I hope he isn't dead.


Copyright Tim Cavenaugh

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