The Curse

Intro- approximate C  B  F  C  F  C  E  F

    C                   F
Her father died in the electric chair
    G              D
Her mother cut her wrists
C   B   F  E
    C               F
Her brother's got lukemia
    G            D
Her sister has a cyst
C   B   F  E

        C                F
I could tell she's got a curse on her
        G              C
I don't know what it's about
      C                     F
And I don't know what she's dying of
      G             C
But I wanna ask her out.
C   B   F  C  F  C  F  E

  C            F
I wish I was a doctor
  G              D
I wish I was the law
C   B   F  E
  C                 F
I wish that I could sentence her
  G                  D
I wish that we could talk
C   B   F  E
  C            F
I wish I was a strong man
    G                C
I'd lift her spirits first
C                 F
Then I'd lift two thousand pounds
     G                 C
And then I'd lift that curse
C   B   F  C  F  C  F  E

C             F             G               C
If I were the judge I would give her ninety years
    C               F                 G              C
And if she's still afraid to die I'll whisper in her ear

        C                  B
You can burn to death on a boat
        F                  C
You can drown in a shot of whiskey
             F                      C
You're gonna start working for that restaurant
              E                  F
Why don't you come and live with me?
            C               B
You get the spare key to my car
          F               C
And we'll split the groceries
           F               G
You'll pay half as much in rent
                F             C
And you'll have twice as many keys
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