Scrambled Eggs

INTRO C   G    C   G

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What started out an omelet
      G
Wound up as scrambled eggs
    C
The next day I tried over easy
    G
And still made scrambled eggs
  C
I wake up craving coffee
      G
And I wind up drinking dregs
  C
I tried to make you love me
      G
But I just made scrambled eggs
D   C    G   G
D   C    G   G

  C
I really don't know how to cook
    G
I'd better take some classes
   C
Whoever loves me at first look
    G
Had better get some glasses
  C
I go to sleep alone
      G
And I dream about your legs
      C
And I wake up feeling nauseous
      G
And I make some scrambled eggs
D   C    G   G
D   C    G   G
D   C    G   G
D   C    G