You Told Them Exactly
What I Didn't Say

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You told them exactly what I didn't say 
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Exactly how I haven't said it 
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You played them exactly what I didn't play 
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Exactly  how I didn't play it
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You wrote down exactly what I didn't write 
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Exactly how I didn't write it 
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You typed in exactly what I didn't type 
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Exactly how I didn't type it 

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Guess what's good for the money is good for the soul 
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And I'm tempted to fill the credibility hole 
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You might be my model 'cause you're on a roll 
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If I were to decide to go for a ride 
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On your noblest lie would you be my guide to riches and paradise? 

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You told them exactly what I didn't say 
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Exactly how I didn't say it 
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You played them exactly what I didn't play 
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Exactly  how I didn't play it
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You wrote down exactly what I didn't write 
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Exactly how I didn't write it 
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You typed in exactly what I didn't type 
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Exactly how I didn't type it 

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You're a genuine imitation of a virtual variation 
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An approximate simulation 
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With your eyes flashing bright 
        Bm
Like an angel of light
        Em
For the power and the might  
             D7
There are no words for the sight 
Except "beautiful!" ("tactful!") 
"Beautiful!" ("Tactful!") 
"Beautiful!" ("Tactful!") 

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la la la la la la la la la la...... 

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Well you deserve appreciation 
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For having served the nation 
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And to lend your representation to philistines like me 
                        D7 
Too naive to see it's a jungle out there 

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You wrote down exactly what I didn't write 
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Exactly how I didn't write it 
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You typed in exactly what I didn't type 
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Exactly how I didn't type it 

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You're a genuine imitation, a virtual variation 
     Am            D 
An approximate simulation 
        Am
For the power and the might  
             Bm
There are no words for the sight 
       D7
Except "Tactful! (Tactful!) Tactful! (Tactful!) Tactful! Tactful! Tactful!"

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You told them exactly what I didn't say 
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Exactly how I didn't say it 
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You played them exactly what I didn't play 
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Exactly  how I didn't play it
                      
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You told them exactly what I didn't say

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