Hey, John Wayne

Intro: E/E7 

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The mighty grunion are rising up and storming the beach
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And on the toll road the trolls are slipping out of their leash 

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Hey, John Wayne 
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It's good to see you when I get off the plane 
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Your bronze skin has turned pale 
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He says "Pilgrim, tell me how did I fail?" 

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On Fascist Island the reservoir is taking a leak 
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The money boys and boy toys are sexually reaching their peak 

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Hey, John Wayne 
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We can't get credit and we're feeling your pain 
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Mother Marion says 
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"My hands are bleeding and I wish I were dead!" 

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Coming down with deep neurosis 
Carcinoma, ketosis 
It's the Big C for my Sharona 
We got that O.C. melanoma 

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Hey, John Wayne, 
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We never meant to take your name in vain 
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He says "It's too late 
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I guess I'll always be your patron saint" 

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So please release us, put back the pieces 
Heal our diseases, extend our leases 
The well has run dry, We need a tough guy 
We need a dead eye to save us from the mess that we're in 

Hey John 
Hey John Wayne 
Hey Duke! 

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A majestic mighty warrior is rising up and storming the beach...