Legs To Go

INTRO:  D   G  A

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It's not my style to look so smart
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Jeans and sneakers all the way
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Check out my new Doc Martin's
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Wonder what my friends'll say

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Danny boy, he's looking spiffy
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Where's his T-shirt and baseball hat
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Why'd he shave?  I wonder if he
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Wants his hair to look like that?

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No, I don't care like I didn't used to
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It's still me beneath these duds
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But shoppings easy so why refuse to
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I don't care but maybe someone does
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And I'd do anything to appease her
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Change my skin rearrange my nose
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Get a better heart to please her
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But I can't so I'll change my clothes

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Call me foolish, Call me crazy
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Go ahead think what you please
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She could make a monkey of me
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I'll be happy swinging in the trees
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Change whatever I can change
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Happy just to have the chance
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She could make a monkey of me
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Watch me do the monkey dance

INTERLUDE:  D  G A

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It's not like me to seem so gloomy
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No one's ever seen me cry
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But the look she gave me went straight through me
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Words were rain clouds in my eye

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It's not like him to be so gloomy
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Never had to play this part
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But I had it coming to me
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A year ago he broke her heart

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And scar tissue has no feelings
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That's what she said, her sister told her
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I can't help feeling she would feel things
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If she would only let me hold her
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I'd do anything to go back
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Build a time machine, you know
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But I don't got the brain to build that
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I don't got the legs to go

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Call me foolish, Call me crazy
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Go ahead think what you please
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She could make a monkey of me
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I'll be happy swinging in the trees
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Change her mind if I can change it
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Happy just to have the chance
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She could make a monkey of me
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Watch me do the monkey dance