More Bad Times

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G  D  C  C

    G            D        C          C
You twisted your ankle, I carried you
    G       D           C            C       
You got a divorce, so I married you
    G          D           C         C
You fell off a cliff, so I buried you
  G                    D            C              C  
I wish there were more bad times to see you through
    
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You never got rabies
    D            G                       
You never gained weight
    G          C           D     D
You never came home with a scar
    G           C           D                G
You never drank posion, you watched what you ate
    G        C             D             D
You never so much as put a scratch on my car

    G            D        C          C
You twisted your ankle, I carried you
    G       D           C            C       
You got a divorce, so I married you
    G          D           C         C
You fell off a cliff, so I buried you
  G                    D            C              C  
I wish there were more bad times to see you through

    G         C            D         G
You never got measles, you never had gout
    G        C         D    D
You never suggested charades
    G         C          D          G
You never got dizzy, you never sell out
    G            C      D          D
You never picked up any live handgrenades

G       C             G              D
So many things did go wrong, but the list is not 
G           C
long enough-not enough
G             D         G      D 
bad things to fill up a song

    G            D        C          C
You twisted your ankle, I carried you
    G       D           C            C       
You got a divorce, so I married you
    G          D           C         C
You fell off a cliff, so I buried you
  G                    D            C              C  
I wish there were more bad times to see you through

    G          C             D            G
You never lost contacts, you never leaked oil
    G          C             D      D
You never fell to sticks and stones
    G           C             D         G
You never drank cleanser, you never ate foil
    G             C      D           D
You never chocked on any big chicken bones

    G            D        C          C
You twisted your ankle, I carried you
    G       D           C            C       
You got a divorce, so I married you
    G          D           C         C
You fell off a cliff, so I buried you
  G                    D            C              C   G
I wish there were more bad times to see you through