I'm Not Drinking, Hm Hm

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I'm not drinking
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I'm not fishing
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I'm not lying in the grass with lemonade on my chest
My name's not Ken
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I'm not a minor
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I'm not a train
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And I'm not a mountain climber

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I'm not six feet tall
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I'm not six feet under
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I never slept with LouAnn Burett
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I never lie awake thinking about pilgrims
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I used to golf but then I quit.
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I'm not sinking
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I'm not swimming
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I'm not floating on my back in a tub or a jar
I don't have wings
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I don't have tires
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I'm not happy or sad or reticient
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I'm not under arrest
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I'm not flying over Tucson in a hot air balloon
My name's not Ken
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I'm not on fire
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I'm not a fireman
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And I'm not a liar
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I'm an honest cowboy